Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Meet PeePee and PooPoo

Potty training, one of the many joys of parenthood.   Every mother I know over the age of 50 tells me the same thing, “My children were potty trained by the time they were 2”.    Well I am not sure what happened between the 1970’s and 2011, but both my children were (are) difficult to potty train.   I know very few moms with little ones today that had then trained before 2 ½ or 3.    

John turned 3 almost 2 weeks ago.  I tried training him when he was a little over 2 but he resisted with shrills and fists of fury.  So I waited, encouraged him but did not push him.  After his 3rd birthday I told him NO MORE DIAPERS.   So began the journey.      He would hold it in so long that he would scream in pain while sitting on the potty.  I felt very sad but did not give in.     Finally, the light bulb came on and he said “Mommy I did it”!!     His reward each time he used the potty was a toy dinosaur and MM’s.      After finally going consistently, he has quite a little collection of prehistoric creatures.   

While playing dinosaurs with his sister this morning, I hear “Meet PooPoo and PeePee my scary dinosaurs.  ROAR”.     Elizabeth started laughing and then it was all over.  2 of his dinosaurs are named after the very thing that got them out of the plastic bag and into the hands of a 3 year old.    He is always looking for the laugh. 

He still has some sort of fear of the toilet and will only use a small kids potty chair.    Today we had a play date at a local park.  I keep a plastic potty in the back of the van for emergencies.    He insisted I take the potty out of the car and bring it into the park.   I tried to convince him that if he needed to go, I would run and get it.  He disagreed.  I thought “Oh, what the hell.”   Whatever it takes right?  Sure enough, he decides he needs to go and down go the pants in front of 5 other moms and a herd of kids.    He didn’t seem to mind the audience.    I only got strange looks from one of the moms.    She must not remember what it was like potty training a child.    

Between 2 kids, I have tried every trick or suggestion given on the subject.  For boys, sit them on the toilet facing backwards and tell them to make bubbles; drain the tank, draw a target in the bowl and then turn water back on and have them aim; throw some cheerios in the toilet, and so many more.    For girls, paint their nails while sitting on the potty, let them use a potty chair for their dolls.    I would love to see some other creative ideas so if you have one please post a comment.    I will tell PeePee and PooPoo you said hello.

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